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Want to stick my kids' origami cat faces to the wall, can't because I lost the FunTak. Ordered new FunTak from Amazon. Amazon fails to deliver two ounces of FunTak from across town for three straight days, finally suggests that I should cancel the order, gets a bee in its bonnet when I cancel. Now I can't order from Amazon. Each run to the store to purchase said FunTak has come up empty. The universe is conspiring against me to keep me from sticking these cat heads on the wall.