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I saw the younger version of you shopping in her pajamas at the grocery store today
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BBYDOBY The third license plate has appeared.
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Uh-oh. Guess who's got two thumbs and just rediscovered A Cyborg Manifesto. This guy.
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See, I appreciate autocorrect letting me type the swear word for once, but I was hoping AI had advanced enough that the computer would recognize that I was typing up a packing list and really needed "2 shirts."
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Why is the fridge light automatic but the oven light is manual?
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I feel like I’m trying to speed run grief.
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Holy fuck. Normal hunger, food sounds ok, no issues making the food, ate the food, don’t feel hungry now. I’ve wanted this for so long and it finally happened.
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As a child, you wondered why it felt like your parents didn’t remember what it was like to be a kid. Then you grow up and realize they were actively trying to forget it.
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Spent most of the day making donuts and cookies and then sat by the Nexus giving them away to strangers in the Anomaly. What a great day.
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I bet they have some fancy McDonald’s in Swankeny.
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Tiltin’ at windmills all morning, now I need a nap
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Want to stick my kids' origami cat faces to the wall, can't because I lost the FunTak. Ordered new FunTak from Amazon. Amazon fails to deliver two ounces of FunTak from across town for three straight days, finally suggests that I should cancel the order, gets a