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Holy crap, how am I just now using Sidecar for the first time? This is amazing!
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Holy crap, how am I just now using Sidecar for the first time? This is amazing!
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My current Twitter strategy is to scroll until I can’t take it anymore, then manually search for today’s Nancy comic, then close the app and move on.
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soup (drug injected into a racehorse to improve its performance) When I wrote this recently, I wasn’t sure how to spell it, so I went with “supe up”, thinking that “supe” was short for “super”. I associated it with race cars, so it’s interesting that it goes further
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At one point, I looked at my reflection in the mirror, said, “I never know what you’re thinking,” and laughed. * January 2nd, 2021
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On Tuesday morning, the nation’s foremost marmot weather expert saw his shadow after scurrying out of a burrow at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney. As the legend goes, that means the country can expect below-average temperatures for the next six weeks. There’s clearly widespread fraud here, though I
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Had a dream where I was at my old friend @noyoucmon’s house, and I went up to the attic room and was stunned by how it was decorated, if I could describe it I’d call it mid 70s California Modern, white walls, dark wood trim, splashes of the
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I love how Amazon’s tracking ranges from, “Your package will arrive 3:15” to “We lost track of it when it left Kansas. Let us know if it turns up.”
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This is some crazy stuff, right? Like, this is easily the craziest thing I’ve ever seen in this country, and I remember when the “Where’s The Beef?” Lady got her own board game.