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Hey everyone, So after a half-century of strange and interesting Thanksgivings, this one took the cake. The last two days have been extremely traumatic and I need to step back from everything for a bit. I’m placing this blog and my Twitter account on hold for a bit. If
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Me: It is an ancient law written in the language of cats, “No Cats Upon The Table.” Kid A: That’s not in Cat, that’s in English. Me: Sorry. Meow meow meow meow. Kid A: Oh wow, it is in Cat! Kid B: Meow meow meow meow! Kid A:
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If you’ve ever wondered what working overnight at an AM radio station tastes like, it’s Folgers in your cup.
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Kind of crazy that I can take a picture of a planet with my phone.
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Just passed a house with what I thought was a yellow Don’t Tread on Me flag out front. On closer inspection, the snake on the flag was wrapped around Beavis as Cornholio, with the inscription across the bottom reading Are You Threatening Me? Not sure how to interpret this
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I love reading autistic forums. The other day, someone posted about how they just learned from their brother that they’d been showering wrong this whole time. They’d just been using shampoo to wash their whole body, but their brother set them straight that body wash was for their
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Whatever happened to chemtrails? I feel like I haven’t heard about chemtrails since the collective madness descended upon us that somehow got Trump elected … oh …
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TIL that Rod Stewart is an avid model train enthusiast, to the point that he took his layout on tour with him, getting it its own hotel rooms. Doesn’t make up for what he did to “Downtown Train”, but it’s a start.
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Have you seen the news? Humanity has become too sick to survive, which is why I have decided to summon the old ones, the trees themselves, so that the forest may reclaim the Earth! – Me explaining to my partner why I haven’t mowed the lawn in over a month
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Edgenuity, the company DMPS has contracted with to provide online education to elementary school students, has informed the school district that they have reached their capacity of the number of DMPS students they can serve. Families may still register for elementary online learning as DMPS is increasing capacity to serve
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Last fall, during the pandemic, a new research project led by Svante Pääbo and his colleague Hugo Zeberg identified two Neanderthal “haplotypes,” or sets of DNA variations, that affect our bodies’ response to Covid-19. One, found on the 3rd of our 46 chromosomes, doubles the likelihood of needing intensive care
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“We consider which parts of ourselves we want the world to see, which parts are acceptable.” I coined a similar metaphor when I was younger, in an early journal, I must have been 18 and just starting to figure myself out, that’s not right, I only recently started figuring