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Just cleaned a moldy citrus fruit from the fridge. Apparently, when life gives us lemons, we make penicillin.
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The Blind Leading The Blind
“Hellawhat is happening?” “What did you just say?” “What?” “Before that.” “Is happening?” “That’s after. I’m trying to figure out if you just swore.” “You’re the parent. If you don’t know, then I’m going to say no.”
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The Canadian Utopia
Other countries seem to be doing it just as badly, even Canada, which like many Americans I view as a sort of socialist utopia, full of maple syrup, friendly people, and universal healthcare. * THINKING PERSON’S GUIDE TO AUTISM: Getting the COVID-19 Vaccine While Autistic
Autism
Holding forth autistically
1 I thought that this was interesting because the author doesn’t offer up any reasons why Music is bad, other than it’s “ill-judged”, a “bogus cultural production” that has caused “manifold harms”. I agree with all of the statements about Douglas as standup advocacy. I feel good and
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Trouble at Gobbler’s Knob
On Tuesday morning, the nation’s foremost marmot weather expert saw his shadow after scurrying out of a burrow at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney. As the legend goes, that means the country can expect below-average temperatures for the next six weeks. There’s clearly widespread fraud here, though I
Writing
Laugh Out Loud
Some of my fondest memories of childhood are the moments where my father laughed out loud at some cartoon I was watching on TV. My father is a somber, quiet man; not humorless, but possessing a wry, subtle sense of humor. The points where something in the cartoon would cause
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Review: ‘Aziz Ansari Right Now’
We ended up watching Aziz Ansari's new special on Netflix last night. This review over at The Vulture is pretty dead on: But the total impression of Right Now is not that it’s a defensive screed from a wealthy comedian claiming that the audience is also at